Vanessa Frykman

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.   
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  
(5) Loud Sigh: This isactually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning
of nothing.) 
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  
(7) Thanks:< FONT face=Tahoma
color=#400080 size=2> A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's
way of saying F-- YOU!  
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.   

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