YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen andannounced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of thishouse and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuousdessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will lhave the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me abath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring memy robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guesswho's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
'The wife replied, 'The fucking funeral director
would be my first guess.'....
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